It's All in the Phrasing

Irish and I are sitting in the car in shopping center parking lot eating lunch. I have today off work so we took the car in because one of the tires has a slooooow leak. They found the cause and can fix it for not too much money but can't get us into the shop for another hour, so we went to grab some lunch.

It occurs to me sitting here eating my fast food meal that you can make any meal sound healthy drpending on how you describe it. Im having a piece of fish with a little onion and tomato on the side and an icy, non-sugared beverage.

Im having a fish sandwich (sans bun), onion rings with ketchup, and a large Diet Coke.