It Occurred to Me Last Night -

That if anyone can honestly use Eddie Izzard's classic excuse, it would have to be Captain Jack Harkness:

"I didn't do it. I wasn't - I was dead at the time!"

(Or was he on the moon? With Steve?)

Charlie Says -

- that Good & Plenty shouldn't be so hard it hurts your teeth to chew them. How long was that box on the shelf at Kroger before I bought it, anyway? (Now I want some Allsorts.)