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The woman who sits next to me at work told me a story one of her uncles in Toronto told her. He swears it's true and she says if it's not, it's so good it should be. I think so too.
Apparently he knows a woman who got pulled over by a Mountie one day while she was driving. Trying to get out of a ticket, she acted excited when she rolled down the window and said, "Oh good! I was hoping I'd run into a police officer; I want to buy a ticket to the policeman's ball." He said, "Ma'am, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police don't have balls." And then he realized exactly what he'd said, turned around, got back into his car, and drove off, without issuing so much as a warning.
Apparently he knows a woman who got pulled over by a Mountie one day while she was driving. Trying to get out of a ticket, she acted excited when she rolled down the window and said, "Oh good! I was hoping I'd run into a police officer; I want to buy a ticket to the policeman's ball." He said, "Ma'am, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police don't have balls." And then he realized exactly what he'd said, turned around, got back into his car, and drove off, without issuing so much as a warning.
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