Naughty or Nice?

[cbtreks]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I put gum in gillo's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed adonnchaid's flat tire (15 points). Overall, I've been nice (247 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, cbtreks

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Ok, I sort of cheated because I did this at work the other day but didn't post it. That time I was naughty and got a moldy sandwich. This is much better!

Of course, the nuns were only shopping at the outlet mall in Angola so I probably wasn't really doing them a favor - don't tell Santa.

And that wasn't me in the elevator last Wednesday, honest, but it sure was nasty.