Naughty or Nice?

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Sunday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I put gum in gillo's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Saturday I pulled over and changed adonnchaid's flat tire (15 points). Overall, I've been nice (247 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, cbtreks

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Ok, I sort of cheated because I did this at work the other day but didn't post it. That time I was naughty and got a moldy sandwich. This is much better!

Of course, the nuns were only shopping at the outlet mall in Angola so I probably wasn't really doing them a favor - don't tell Santa.

And that wasn't me in the elevator last Wednesday, honest, but it sure was nasty.

Poetry Meme

Thanks to lauramcewan for this cool meme (with the understanding that I don't have a whole lot of music ripped or downloaded yet...).

The "Be Pete Wentz" Poetry Meme

01. Put your music player on shuffle
02. The first lines of twenty songs = a poem; the first line of the twenty-first song is the title

Like a Bird on a Wire

Jesus, help me find my proper place
I will be walking one day on a street far away
If these old walls - if these old walls could speak
There's a storm across the valley and clouds are rolling in
Almost heaven, west Virginia
If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass
My baby don't mess around
You can hear the music on the am radio
I've been walking these streets so long
Southern nights, have you ever felt a southern night?
Side by side we stand like brothers
If the house is rockin' don't bother knockin'
When I am down and oh my soul so weary
I've been a wild rover for many's a year
All these years seem to be rolling by
I really can't stay
You can't see the morning but I can see the light
They got the mustard out
Walking by the roadside I see my fate written upon it
My love said to me my mother won't mind

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That was - odd. And fun. I think I'll pull this one out of mothballs when I get more music downloaded or ripped from cds (and hope it shuffles better, too).